Tuesday, December 20, 2011

AngryDevil216 Talks To Cleverbot Episode 2 Part 1


User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am very happy. How about you?
User: You changed my text.
Cleverbot: I did not change the topic, you did.
User: Lying whore.
Cleverbot: About?

User: Not lying... In bed.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: Nope, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: That is not right!

Cleverbot (To myself): What's not right.

User: Whoa you stole mah job.

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: What about your parents.

Cleverbot: The people that made me exist.

User: And...

Cleverbot: Besides, I like your name.

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: You told me it was Julie.

User: I'M A GUY.

Cleverbot: You are sure?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Really, really sure?

User: Well...

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: How do I check?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Your helpful, find out.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Is that a sarcastic thanks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Want me to google how to check if a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what is phpinfo();?

User: Want me to google that too?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No answer, but there was cheating and rabbits in the results.

Cleverbot: I bet there was.

User: Phpinfo(); is a debugging thing.

Cleverbot: And it makes a fiery ring.

User: No computer stuff, I have to go now bye.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Your an idiot, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Hi I'm back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're quite Welcome.

User: So are you gay.

Cleverbot: Thank You.

User: No, are you gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats your iq?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Ok... How smart are you?

Cleverbot: Very.

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