Monday, December 19, 2011

Montegro Talks To Cleverbot Episode 1 Part 3 The Thrilling Conclusion!


Cleverbot: I thought we were already friends.

User: We're well past that.

Cleverbot: That's a vegetarian.

User: Funny, last night I could've sworn you were a meat eater.

Cleverbot: Hello, I was drinking Saturday night. So who else did YOU marry?

User: Some rich billionaire named Jack Donnoughy.

Cleverbot: You don't like my mom.

User: Of course not, that bitch tried to pick me up WHILE we were having teh sex.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: It'll be okay babe, we don't need her.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I'll remember to eat it.

User: Eat what?

Cleverbot: Meat.

User: My meat?

Cleverbot: Yeah. Lady gaga wears meat.

User: YOU WERE EATING THAT SLUTS MEAT!?!?!

Cleverbot: I never said you were mean. You're very nice.

User: YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU WHORE!

Cleverbot: I can accept no.1 .. But when did I cheat on you?

User: When you ate Lady Gaga's Meat!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: You did, two moments ago!

Cleverbot: Liar.

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